December 2011
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helloannefrank-deactivated20120 asked: I think you're absolutely beautiful!
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Anonymous asked: Did you get bad stretch marks when you were pregnant?
I’m kind of excited I’m going to be kissing the same person on New Years Eve this year as I did last year.
closer-to-the-sunn asked: oh my god, yes. you'd be the perfect date evaaa
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awkwarddave asked: i was making out with some girl at mark's the other night, but it was you.. how would i go about cheating on you when you're there?
Anonymous asked: mark, chris, brett, bryan, jacob teebo, all them are his friends. why would they tell you? whatever, just trying to give you a heads up about your boy strayin.
Anonymous asked: you better check ya boy there. def saw him making out with some bitch at Marks house the other night.
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Well fuck, alright.
I mean, that’s cool too.
I like getting ignored.
allthecleveronesweretaken-deact asked: You are already a great parent, and charlie will be brought up knowing better than most children his age. You are great for accomplishing all that you have and all that you are going to. Well, I am done being sentimental now.
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Sometimes I look at Charlie sleeping and I try to imagine the wonderful, worry free life he’s going to have.
But I can’t promise that things will be perfect. I can’t promise Austin and I will always get along, because we don’t. I can’t promise that we’ll all live together as one big happy family, because we won’t.
But I can promise you that I will...
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter that he claims to have not written but was still published under his name)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto." (2007)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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The Beatles - I Am The Walrus
ONE OF MY NOSTRILS IS STUFFED UP
AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT
AND IT’S MAKING ME SO MAD.
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I was scrolling down my news feed on Facebook and someone’s status said “..weed, money, blow pimpin lotsa hoes”.
I’m not sure what “blow pimpin lotsa hoes” means, but I feel like I’ve fallen behind on my generations lingo.
I’m such a fucking lame ass, god.
juh-lay asked: you're lovely.
My dad wanted to watch the new Planet of the Apes
and it’s KILLING me. I don’t want to spend Christmas night crying. I can stand movies where people are mistreated, but not animals. ):
On a brighter note, Marty indirectly got me a new vibrator. Which is cool, cause I needed a new one. THANKS MARTYYYYYYYY.
Good Christmas
I get to be Santa for the first time this year.
It’s really strange. Jenn and I have all the presents put together we just have to take them out when everyone goes to bed.
So weird to think just a few years ago my parents were being Santa for me, and now I’m starting a tradition that I’LL be doing for the next few years.
I hope he believes as long as possible.
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Post a Donnie Darko quote on Facebook and no one likes it.
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helloannefrank-deactivated20120 asked: You're cute, Charlie is cute, you and Dave are cute. So much cuteness.
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I need to stop being so nice.
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